Top Ten Famous Geek Icons I Do Not Want to See Naked

Mark Zuckerberg

My Favorite Quote:

“A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.”

My Favorite Role:

Himself, The Simpsons

Reminds Me Of:

Ramen Noodles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

Summer Glau

My Favorite Quote:

“I always look for roles that make me feel good about being a girl. I have to say that there are a lot of roles out there that make me feel really bad about being a girl. You can imagine what the things are and I shall not go into detail.”

My Favorite Role:

Am I allowed to say “Literally anything other than River Tam, please”?

Reminds Me Of:

Baby duck

 


 

 

William Shatner

My Favorite Quote:

“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don’t live on Starship NCC-1701, or own a phaser. And I don’t know anybody named Bones, Sulu or Spock. And no, I’ve never had green alien sex, though I’m sure it would be quite an evening. I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt’s, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me “Live long and prosper”, I seriously mean it when I say, “Get a life.” My doctor’s name is not McCoy, it’s Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I’ve gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”

My Favorite Role:

Stan Fields, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Reminds Me Of:

Christmas Ham

 


 

Gabe Newell

My Favorite Quote:

“I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.”

My Favorite Role:

Producer, Half-Life 3

Reminds Me Of:

Heavy-breathing cat

 


 

George Takei

My Favorite Quote:

“And it seems to me important for a country, for a nation to certainly know about its glorious achievements but also to know where its ideals failed, in order to keep that from happening again.”

My Favorite Role:

Kaito Nakamura, Heroes

Reminds Me Of:

Tissue Paper

 


 

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

My Favorite Quote:

“My great fear is that we’ve in fact been visited by intelligent aliens, but they chose not to make contact, on the conclusion that there’s no sign of intelligent life on earth.”

My Favorite Role:

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Zoolander 2

Reminds Me Of:

Ground Beef

 


 

Benedict Cumberbatch

My Favorite Quote:

“Cumberbatch – it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning. When I became an actor, Mum wasn’t keen on me keeping it.”

My Favorite Role:

Smaug, The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

Reminds Me Of:

Cat’s Butthole

 


 

Katee Sackhoff

My Favorite Quote:

“I don’t think we even had more than three channels, so it was basically watch Dynasty with my mom, watch Star Trek with my dad, or watch the mating rituals of beavers on OPB [Oregon Public Broadcasting]. So my brother and I watched ‘Star Trek’.”

My Favorite Role:

Howard’s Bathtub Fantasy, Big Bang Theory

Reminds Me Of:

Salmon in a Foodsaver bag

 


 

George Lucas

 

My Favorite Quote:

“If you can tune into the fantasy life of an 11-year-old girl, you can make a fortune in this business.”

My Favorite Role:

Alien on TV Monitor (Uncredited), Men in Black

Reminds Me Of:

St. Bernard

SaintBernard_hero

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Joss Whedon

My Favorite Quote:

“I don’t understand anything anymore. And all the girls are wearing nothing, and they all look like they have implants. Well, I sound like a very old man, and a cranky one, but it’s true.”

My Favorite Role:

News Caster, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Reminds Me Of:

Bloody Mary

 

 – HSLAMMA WILL RESPAWN IN THREE…TWO…ONE…

 

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