Gaming News – Kingdom Hearts HD announced… Damn you, Square Enix (Updated)

So as some of you may have heard, Square Enix made an announcement earlier that they would be releasing a HD Remix of their Kingdom Hearts series for the Playstation 3. Yay! Right?

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX will include Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories, and  Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. However the collection is sans Kingdom Hearts 2. I suppose that makes sense as all of these games for the most part take place leading up to KH 2.

Source > Game Informer

Good news? Yes. The news I was hoping for? No.

At this point I would like to take a moment and address Square Enix…

PLEASE JUST !@#$% ANNOUNCE KINGDOM HEARTS 3 ALREADY! SERIOUSLY !@#$%^. What’s going to be next? Kingdom Hearts HD 2.486465498  ReMiX 3-D Fireworks and Confetti Edition!? Roxas Gets a Puppy? Just make Kingdom Hearts 3 already. Please?

Now that I have regained my composure, Square Enix announced that Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX will be out in Japan sometime next year. No word yet has surfaced if/when it will come to North America or Europe.

All in all I will buy this collection if/when it comes my way. But, seriously here is to hoping that I will see KH 3 in the next decade.

UPDATE: Well…crap… more news… not really the good kind either.

“Update: Square Enix is referring to Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX as a “video work” (
映像作品). Kotaku asked Square Enix booth reps at the Tokyo Game Show if the game would be playable, or simply HD video; however, they would not elaborate.”

Source > Kotaku

Seriously… if this is true, screw you Square Enix. I almost don’t have enough fight left in me for crap like this. Here I thought that you were doing something that I would enjoy… but no you disappoint me… again. What exactly is “video work” anyway? Why can’t we just get KH 3 and live happily ever after? At this point I will settle for HD remastering of Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts 2! WHY? WHY? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

I has a sad now.

-Jessica Headdesk-


One thought on “Gaming News – Kingdom Hearts HD announced… Damn you, Square Enix (Updated)

  1. I just have to add to this while there is a nice strong aversion to Square going on here that I am severely disappointed in them as well. Not only will they not announce Kingdom Hearts 3, but they also keep making Final Fantasy 13 games that are centered around Lightning when most of the Squeenix fans I’ve talked to or seen from on different forums just wanted Final Fantasy Versus 13, me included. Square needs to stop with these silly remakes that people really don’t care about or in the case of Final Fantasy X HD seem to have fallen completely off the radar. They need to get their act together. Some days I really miss Squaresoft when games were promised and delivered!


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